On it like a bonnet

I gained a couple of pounds when I went in for the weigh-in this morning. Eeep. This was an accident though, because I transposed the numbers when I first met with the dietitian so I thought I lost weight. Oh, wells.

I'm using this fab app called MyFitnessPal. It's on iOS, Android, and Kindle Fire so I have a copy on all of my devices and they all sync. Loves it. It also has a nutrition label scanner so that while I'm in meetings, I can scan my Wawa banana smoothie rather than look like I'm texting and not paying attention. Which is, of course, what I am doing.

Nice job, turdface

Today I sucked on day 1 of thin life. I had OJ, sushi, apple, and some carrots. Then for dinner I had a footlong Subway tuna hoagie and 4 slices of my mint choco orange. If i'd only had half of my hoagie, i'd be legit.

Good luck, tomorrow.

Fa la la la fat

My sista is getting married in 8 weeks and I am purposely trying to be as fat as possible for it. It's my wedding gift to her.

But for realz. I'm doing this study at UPenn wherein they pay me(!) to lose weight! Why haven't I started this yet? Well, the weight loss part starts about now, though I did ask to start 2 weeks ago. I'm going to weigh myself tomorrow to see where I'm at. I'll also try to measure my arms/thighs etc, but I think the study is tracking all of that.

Suffice it to say, starting tomorrow I will be working on the fat part of my life and not so much on the cats. But they will get many shout outs bc they enjoy working out and eating healthy, too.